ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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