that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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