She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Randomize
