I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
someone get that fucking seahorse.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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