party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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