some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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