His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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