remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
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