i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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