So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
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