If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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