I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
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