so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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