hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Randomize
