PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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