Your tits are I can't wait for
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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