the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Couch. On fire.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
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