Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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