Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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