North Korea, Best Korea!
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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