Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
