is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
She bit a glass in half.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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