let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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