that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Randomize
