When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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