Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
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