Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
id be glad to
I'm eating all of the evidence.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
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