Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
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