I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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