I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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