Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Randomize
