I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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