I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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