SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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