I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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