What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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