those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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