So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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