I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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