I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
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