thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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