brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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