Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
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