Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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