Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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