you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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