I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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