Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Randomize
