Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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