Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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