all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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