break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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