if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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