Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
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